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Team hype posts: B&G 6

Fri 18:58. 1x 📷. Posted by Chloe Woodburn - IB Marketing Officer.

NOT EVEN THE LAW CAN CATCH THEM: B&G’s Division Six this year features a rag-tag bunch of criminals. Filled with dubious foreign allegiances, this is a team not to be crossed.

 

SUSPECT ONE: KYLIE “NED KELLY” SHI

ROLE: HEAD NAV, RINGLEADER

KNOWN ALLEGIANCES: WRIGHT HALL

DESCRIPTION: “IT WAS NEVER ABOUT BEING NICE”

Rumour has it that Kylie might be bringing old Wright merch on IB this year…though she declares to run under the redback flag now, there are still fears that she is secretly a sleeper agent activated by the phrase “scouts go”.

SUSPECT TWO: TOBY KITCHEN

ROLE: ASS NAV, UNDERGROUND GEL MANUFACTURER

KNOWN ALLEGIANCES: YUKEEMBRUK, GRIFFIN

DESCRIPTION: “VETERAN’S BENEFITS HERE ARE SHIT”

Rumoured to live with a Griffin runner and even having been spotted training with Yukeembruk, it is clear that Toby will do anything for that ever-elusive “IB Clout”, even if it means forcing unsuspecting teammates up gratuitous vert.

SUSPECT THREE: HELENA WIDENBORG

ROLE: SCOUT, DOUBLE AGENT

KNOWN ALLEGIANCES: BRUCE HALL

A true defector, Helena has come straight from the enemy camp to join B&G’s campaign. Though it took her a year to scout out the competition at Bruce, it’ll only take her a handful of minutes to expertly scout the course.

 

SUSPECT FOUR: SUMI KONG

ROLE: SCOUT, MOLE

KNOWN ALLEGIANCES: B&G

Sumi is the secret mole, planted among the other miscreants. A true B&G loyalist, her task is to resist the defectors and guide the team home to victory. Her pure and genuine allegiance to B&G will be a strong force within the team.


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