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Team hype posts: Lodge 5

Fri 18:38. 1x 📷. Posted by Chloe Woodburn - IB Marketing Officer.

Unilodge Div 5 is here, with the aptitude and urgency of a young child lost in a grocery store.

Moss Thompson - the spiritual leader. A cool-headed kiwi who sporadically appears at lodge like an ex-girlfriend. Moss placed fifth in his school’s sports captain election, a testament to his unwavering commitment to leadership.

Alana Degeling - the 1st Dan black belt with an aggressive demeanour and no hesitation to show it. With a 4th grade spelling bee championship under her belt, she has the brains to match her brawn.

Next, Charlie Jones - the AFL wannabe, strongly in favour of full-contact IB. After consulting the rules, he has resorted to psychological warfare. His 6th grade public speaking participation award is likely the source of such tactics.

Lastly, Ryan Horrigan. That’s it. I heard you whimper. He’s known for grinding pull-up bars to dust with his hands alone. Coming third place in 10th grade triple jump means he is no stranger to the spotlight.

Call them runners, winners, or divine beings, this team has a crowd of disciples and an uncomfortably charismatic appeal, comparable to a cult leader. A religious experience in the middle of the bush? Sounds like my kind of Friday night.


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